The read
Sixty-one years after “I Got You Babe,” Cher sat down to explain how Robert Altman talked her into acting — and the instrument, which does not grade on nostalgia, found the machinery in genuinely good order: harmonic clarity optimal, pitch and volume steadiness both optimal, register, chest resonance, melodic range and variability all in-band — at seventy-nine, after six decades of touring. Warmth reads 9.5, the strongest quality on her page. The flags are the pace of a fast talker — she rarely stops, and the silence share sits under its band — and the creak: vocal fry at double the band’s ceiling, riding her phrase-endings, less a flaw than a signature the instrument is obliged to report.